“If not for Klaatu, I’d have come home from
Korea in a box.” Science Investigator Steve Flanagan leaned over Eric
Donohue’s desk and thumped it for emphasis. “Instead, he scared the
world into making peace, and me and my buddies came home in one piece.”
“But he lied.” Donohue, self-proclaimed pastor of the Dark Star Methodist
Church of Burbank, shook his balding head as if baffled by Steve’s words. “He
claimed the universe was peaceful, yet spacemen have attacked us over
and over again. There’s no doubt that if we’d disarmed as the false
peacemaker suggested, his giant robot would have destroyed us all.”
“There’s no doubt Truman would have dropped the a-bomb on China if the
war had gone on,” Steve replied. “Even without that—” He remembered standing
in snow above his knees, ducking North Korean bullets. Seeing Buck and
Willie shot down. Cursing himself for thinking the Army was a good alternative
to jail time. “—liar or not, if he comes back to Earth, I wanna shake
his hand.”
“Oh, there’s no question he served a purpose in God’s design.” Donohue
spread his arms and gave what was supposed to be a benign smile. The
smugness reminded Steve why he never went to church. “Even the Martians
served a purpose by scourging us, though we failed to realize how our
own sins led to their presence.”
“Your philosophy is fascinating,” Gwen said. The rickety chair she sat
on was the only seat in the cramped office besides Donohue’s. “However,
we’re here on a mission of national security.”
“My concern is the security of the human soul.” Donohue
held up the Los
Angeles Times, pointing at the front-page photo of cosmonauts
Yuri Gagarin and Alan Shepherd. “In three weeks, these men will enter outer
space—doing so without purging our sins makes it a certainty God
must punish us further.”
“Yeah,” Steve grunted. “I’m sure if we cancel Skybreaker One, we’ll
never have to worry about kaijin or spacemen again.”
“What we’re concerned about is this.” Gwen handed Donohue a faintly
mimeographed two-page newsletter. “You stated here that the world would
be better off if the rocket were destroyed on the launch pad.”
“Ahh, so you suspect me of being, perhaps, a spaceman myself? Who else
could question our government’s plans to intrude on God’s design?”
As Gwen asked Donohue
if he’d be willing to submit to a brain scan or
an LSD test, Steve scrutinized the office for any sign they had a good
reason to be suspect the man. He saw Donohue’s framed mail-order divinity-school
degree on the wall; a big leatherbound Bible next to a paperback of How
to Win Friends and Influence People; a mimeograph machine; and
a lonely manila folder of the church’s membership. A congregation of
six and a dozen or so other dopes who get the newsletter. Some national
security threat.
“I will, of course, submit to having my brain scanned,” Donohue said
wearily. “Though tell me—if it turned out I was a spaceman who had come
in peace, to guide mankind to God’s true path, what would the government
do then?”
“Since they never come in peace, how would we know?” Gwen said with
a smile as insincere as Donohue’s. The chair leg groaned alarmingly as
she rose. “You might want to consider fixing that.”
“Donations have been down this month, Miss Montgomery.” He gave a small
sigh. “But every day I remind myself, a far greater ministry than mine
began in a stable.”
“The lousy part is, he’s
got a point,” Steve said,
as he and Gwen emerged into the heat of the LA sun and headed for
the bus stop. “So he mouths off about going into space? Ain’t he
got a right of free speech?”
“’Ain’t’ isn’t in the dictionary, Steve.” Gwen
adjusted her wide-brimmed hat for a little more shelter from the
sun.
“Yesterday, it was the Nine Planets League, the pacifist
broad and that queer from the Mattachine Society. Today, it’s Donohue,
the Burbank Nazi Party and then that shrink with the miracle cure.
I hate Nazis as much as you do—”
“When I was with the OSS, I once heard a concentration
camp commandant moan about how the mound of paperwork he had to
deal with every day was the greatest injustice in modern Germany.
Believe me, you don’t.”
“And the point is, despite Senator Dorman’s objections,
the Alien Infiltration Committee requires proof that the TSC takes
the threat of an alien fifth column seriously. Which means the
TSC board requires a big file of investigations to show them, and
since the real cases aren’t common enough—”
“We pick on whoever the Senators or the board are
pissed at. Union organizers in Chicago, beatniks in New York, queers
everywhere.” Steve knew homosexuals were a security risk in government,
but he didn’t like picking on them in private life, especially
since Dani had explained homosexuality was really a mental illness. “In
the South they lean on Negroes just for talking integration—”
“Another good reason to ignore Momma’s suggestions
I move back to Atlanta.” Gwen settled onto the empty bus-stop bench
with a sigh. Steve joined her, wishing their boss wasn’t so strict
about following Nixon’s gas-conservation rules for federal workers.
“Even the regular reports about infiltrators turn
out to be nothing, 90 percent of the time.” Steve reached into
his pocket, groping for cigarettes under the copy of Captain
Podkayne of Mars. “This kind of investigation is less than
nothing. We should be working with Jo and Trueblood, investigating
the Invasion City sabotage.”
“It’s been almost two months and we still don’t have
any clue who blackmailed Howard Chableau into reprogramming those
robots.” Gwen pulled out her lighter and her silver cigarette case
out of her purse. “Interviewing Chableau’s previous employers is
just grasping at straws—trust me, Steve, they’re wasting their
time every bit as much as we are.”
“No, seriously, doll.” Agent Rob Trueblood smiled
winningly at Albert Saunder’s hatchet-faced secretary, setting
his homburg down and adjusting a button on his vest. “When I came
in and saw you, I could have sworn it was Grace Kelly sitting there.”
Bloody hell, Trueblood, you think
it’ll work on
that battle axe? Joanna Davies wondered briefly why her partner
couldn’t grasp that no matter how fancy his clothes, he wasn’t
Rock Hudson, then she refocused on the owner of Saunders Shipping. “So
did I hear right, mate? You’re refusing to cooperate in a federal
investigation?”
“The Technology and Science Commission is an insult
to American sovereignty.” Saunders, a stiff-backed rail of a man
with a salt-and-pepper moustache waved a copy of Robert Welch’s Blue
Book under Jo’s nose. He’d been clutching it since emerging
from his office to wave them off. “First the TSC used its licensing
rules to control American research on behalf of the international
Communist conspiracy. Then came the World Defense Alliance, which
actually shares our research with the Reds. Who, as Mr. Welch makes
clear, are already under the control of our enemies from outer
space!”
“You do realize it was Eisenhower who created the
TSC and the WDA?” Not for the first time since arriving in America,
Jo wondered why so many Yanks seemed to be completely crackers.
“Both he and Truman were communist
puppets, and now President Nixon has succumbed to the conspiracy
by helping the
Russians spread their subversive doctrines in outer space.”
“Oh, please, you blokes wouldn’t
have gotten off the launching pad without Russian help.” Playing
nice with you is a mug’s racket—let’s see what happens if I get
under your skin instead.
“If not for the TSC repressing rocket research, we’d
undoubtedly have beaten the Russians into orbit. Possibly as a
foreigner you don’t realize—”
“I’m an American citizen. How about
you?”
“—that the sabotage you’re investigating could be
the work of the USSR.” He thrust the book forward, jabbing a corner
into her stomach. “You should be making inquiries at the Russian
embassy instead of disturbing patriotic Americans at their jobs!”
“Oh, now, I remember your
name!” Jo clapped
her hands together as if in surprise. “The TSC’s turned you down
for a research license what, 162 times? No wonder you don’t like
us.”
“My theories are sound!” Saunders looked so furious,
Jo backed up a step. “The Saunders Anti-Gravity Generator will
revolutionize the world, the latest design for the radioactive
core guarantees complete safety—I wouldn’t be surprised if the
Russians are already building a prototype from plans you people
have supplied—”
“You can’t do that!” The secretary shrieked as Trueblood
slid open her desk drawer, then snatched out a box. “That’s Mr.
Saunders’ property.”
“In a lead box, hmm.” Trueblood slid the metal lid
off the box and a purple glow from within seemed to illuminate
the room; to Jo’s relief, he covered it up fast. “What do you think,
doll, are then any legal crystals that glow like that?”
“Miss Andrews!” Saunders stared at his secretary,
caught between rage and dismay, then glanced down the corridor
behind him. “Why in the name of heaven would you keep that in there?”
“You told me to hide it when Mr. Moon dropped in
yesterday!” Andrews herself looked close to panic. “It was the
only place I could reach in time! I don’t know how he knew it was
there!”
“I’m psychic,” Trueblood said, grinning. “So
Mr. Moon would be, what, the guy who sold you this hunk of space
rock?”
“Nope.” A lanky six-footer with cornsilk hair and
a dark suit stepped out of an office in the corridor and held up
a badge as Jo started to draw her gun. “Mickey Moon, FBI. I’m afraid
y’all are interfering in a federal investigation.”
“You told me I’d be safe if I cooperated, Moon.” Saunders
knocked over a trash can in his haste to reach the agent’s side. “I
came to you, remember? Out of patriotism!”
“Patriotism? You’re hiding radioactive rocks!” Jo
met Moon’s eyes, which she noticed were deep blue. “You shouldn’t
be protecting him—by the way, I’m Jo. Science Investigations Agent
Joanna Davies.”
“I only pocketed it in a moment of weakness!” Saunders
sputtered to Moon. “And it’s not radioactive, that’s why the alien
energy inside it would have made the perfect power source for my
generator.”
“Someone said that about that meteorite they found
in Tulsa.” Moon replied, looking down at the man. “That’s why we
only got half of Tulsa left.
“But I’m afraid I can’t let you arrest him, yet,” he
said to Jo and Trueblood. “Or maybe at all.”
“You think you can stop us, Tex?” Trueblood said,
slipping the lead box into his pocket. “We’ve got badges too, y’know?”
“But there’s no reason you can’t discuss it, er,
Mickey,” Jo said. Damn. Meeting a tall drink of water like this
when I’m wearing slacks and my blouse has a coffee stain. “No
promises, but maybe we can work something out.”
“Well, let’s go back into the office,” Moon said
with a nod. “Mr. Saunders, just go about your business and everything’ll
be fine.”
“Fine?” Saunders stared glumly at Trueblood’s pocket. “Don’t
you think the least I deserve for my service is a research license?”
“I’ll discuss it, sir,” Mickey said, opening the
door on a small office piled with paper, photos and a television
screen showing the front office. “How’d you find that, Agent Trueblood?
I had no idea, and I’ve been here plenty of times.”
“I wasn’t kidding about being psychic.” Trueblood
took a chair and pulled a small cigar from his pocket. “Last year’s
annual LSD treatment, it opened something in my mind, I swear it.”
“Stuff and nonsense,” Jo said, lighting a Gauloise. “He
does get some good hunches, but if you’d ever seen him try to make
time with a bird, you’d know he’s no mind-reader. Cigarette, Mickey?”
“No, thank you. My momma brought
me up to avoid bad habits.”
“And so what are you investigating that we can’t
lock this old crackpot up?” Trueblood said. “Our department handles
rogue scientists, not yours.”
“All y’all are supposed to do is license people to
invent things and arrest the ones that experiment without licenses” Moon
replied, drawing himself up to his considerable full height. “When
folks use science to commit crime—the Steigg case, or the Milwaukee
Shadow—that’s the FBI’s job. Director Thorpe’s created a special
division just to focus on that.” He smiled shyly at Jo. “I got
a physics degree and an engineering minor out of Texas State, so
they thought I was a good catch.
“Now, let me tell you why you can’t
arrest Mr. Saunders.”
Four weeks earlier, he said, a self-proclaimed “group
of patriots” had contacted Saunders with a proposal for “liberating
American technological prowess from the Red yoke”—which turned
out to mean hiring his company to ship black-market, unregistered
lab equipment and supplies. Not only would he be well-paid, they’d
help set up a rogue engineering facility for his own use.
They’d misjudged their man: Saunders had gone to
the FBI, who’d convinced him to cooperate with the group. Since
then, he’d transported enough to establish his bona fides, and
had begun pushing cautiously to meet someone higher up in the organization
about setting up his laboratory, and increasing the amount he was
shipping.
“The meeting’s tonight, at the Magnum Club,” Moon
said. “We’ve been following the shipments and tracking the buyers,
but we can’t move until we learn more about the ring.” He handed
Jo a list of material and recipients. “So far they’ve been shipping
transistors, a couple of shipments of magnetic equipment—”
“Do you know about the sabotage in Invasion City
back in May?” Jo said. Moon nodded. “Someone provided Chableau
with the magnetic equipment to turn Professor Caldwell’s robots
into killers.”
“We’ve thought about that.” Moon peeled a strip of
Juicy Fruit and began chewing. “Nobody so far seems like a likely
suspect, but there aren’t that many crooks willing to risk this
kind’a thing.”
“So maybe if you bust the ring, we find out who was
behind it.” Trueblood tilted his chair back with a smile. “They
selling anything else?”
“Microwave transmitting equipment—that’s mostly used
in radar, and communications like phones or our wrist-radios. Except
unlike most of the stuff, we couldn’t track the shipment: The package
got stored in a warehouse overnight and it was gone in the morning.” He
pointed at the entry on the typed page. “And the same thing happened
to a crate of psi-circuits.”
“What, the stuff they use when they try to build
mind-reading machines?” Trueblood said. “Has someone built something
advanced enough to be worth stealing?”
“Rogue scientists live on hope, we know that,” Jo
said. Her finger, sliding down the page, stopped at another entry. “And
more psi-circuits—delivered to the state mental hospital outside
Burbank?” Moon nodded; his frown asked why it mattered. “It’s had
an amazing success rate with electroshock therapy. A few people
say too amazing. We’ve got a couple of people going over there
sometime today—I think maybe we’d better warn them about what they’re
getting into.”
“And not to arrest anyone before Mr. Saunders has
his meeting,” Mickey added, as Jo began tapping out numbers on
her wrist radio.
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