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A
Fresh Coat Of Paint
by Aaron Polson
“Andy, we need to
talk,” Mrs. LeClaire said as she intercepted
me just inside the art room door. This
woman lived art, and she always wore an
array of plastic bangles on her wrists,
dangling earrings, and articles of clothing
either rescued from a dumpster or sewn
and dyed in her basement. To the artsy-fartsies,
she was the Dalai Lama. To me, she was
straight used-up-hippie-turned-Gestapo,
holding my fragile future in her grade
book because, by some guidance office error,
I had navigated three years of high school
without scoring that pesky fine arts requirement.
She tried this serious-stern
look on me, so I said, “okay.”
“Your mural.” She
ran a boney finger down the bracelets on
her left arm. “I’m really shocked to see
that you’ve decided to start over.” Her
voice shook like somebody just burned Van
Gogh’s Sunflowers or something equally
tragic, and she almost spit at the word
shocked.
“Start over?”
“Well, okay, technically
you’ve only painted over half of the mural,
but you remember how much weight this assignment
carries.” She swept to the sink across
the room and started filling her watering
can. “Let’s make sure you finish soon,
okay. I’ve seen too many seniors check
out with only a few weeks left.” She smiled
at me and shut off the water. “I would
hate to see you in summer school.” Then
she turned away with her long loose skirt
floating behind her, moved around the room,
and watered the various hanging houseplants,
leaving me to drop into my usual chair
and puzzle out what she meant by “painted
over half of the mural.”
That one fine
arts credit stood between me and
graduation, so I tried to make the
best of Leclaire’s class even though
a half-trained gorilla with discount
water colors probably had more talent
than me. I thought I’d just finished
the “major project”—this mural for
the wall outside the Spanish classroom.
That painting represented half of
my grade—no mural, no diploma—simple
problem solving. My acceptance letter
for seasonal work at Grand Teton
National Park rested on my dresser
at home, burning as a constant reminder
that summer school wasn’t an option.
I needed that credit.
Leclaire forced
the class to watch some inane educational
video called Les Fauves: A Walk
on the Wild Side that morning,
preparing the artsy-fartsies for
the art quiz bowl that weekend, and
preventing me from finding out what
the hell had happened until the bell.
After class, I pushed through the
crowds only to stop and stare in
shock at my vandalized masterpiece.
As I stood entranced, my buddy Mike
thumped me hard on the shoulder with
one of his meaty paws.
“Andy man, I’m
surprised you painted over the windmill.” Mike
shook his big blonde head with astonishment.
We planned on working at Grand Teton
together that summer before heading
to college in the fall—Mike’s idea.
Six-four with dense muscles and fat
white teeth that could probably grind
stone, Mike made an imposing figure.
We’d known each other since kindergarten
but would part ways in the fall,
enrolled at separate universities.
This summer at Teton was to be our
last hurrah.
“But I didn’t…”
“The windmill
was the best part.”
“Listen, Mike,
I didn’t paint over it. I’m the victim
here.”
“Right, try
telling that to Leclaire.” He laughed
and lumbered to his next class.
After school
that day, I tried. She just shook
her head and played with her bracelets.
I found myself repainting the windmill
the next day, even spending time
after school to finish. On Thursday
morning, a fresh coat of grey paint
covered that part of the mural again.
Leclaire, probably a little a little
soft in the brain from paint fumes
or delusional because she was suffering
a slow, painful death from kiln lung,
seemed convinced that she was the
target of some subtle senior prank.
I wished someone would fill me in
on the joke.
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After repainting
the windmill for the third time on
Friday morning, I decided to take
action to ensure the mural’s survival
that night. I waited in the bushes
near the parking lot until the sky
washed black—cloudy with no stars—and
the last of the night janitors left
the building. I scurried from my
hiding spot to the heavy shadows
resting at the back of the school.
A simple matter of leaving a window
unlatched in a little used bathroom
earlier that day made breaking in
an easy task. When I wriggled through
the small opening, I felt like the
school swallowed me with darkness
all around like some great living
thing. The faint whispers of the
ventilation system sounded like steady
breathing, adding to the effect.
Small ripples
of red and green light cast by the
emergency exit signs lined the empty
hallways. I followed a green line
to my mural. There, above the lockers
and beside the Spanish door, Don
Quixote, ready to rumble on the back
of his trusty steed, prepared to
charge a windmill on the opposite
side of the painting. In the half-light,
the painting didn’t look too bad;
during the daylight, it looked like
some half-assed child’s drawing in
bright, gaudy colors.
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The mural hadn’t been much fun at
any stage in the process. By the luck of a class lottery,
each student drew the name of a teacher, and Mrs. Bond,
our Spanish “profesora” wanted Quixote. I didn’t know jack
about Don Quixote, but after an internet search and a few
flirtations with Alicia, “La Presidente” of the Spanish
Club, I proposed a little scene with the good Mr. Q facing
off with a windmill. Supposedly Quixote thought the windmills
were giants or something. Alicia thought this was especially
funny and satiric, but I didn’t catch that joke either.
I hid in a shadowy alcove at the end
of the hallway, determined to protect my painting, planning
to confront the anonymous vandal, or I might just wait
to report him to the principal—especially if he was bigger
than me. Either way, this had to stop.
Nothing happened until almost three
in the morning. At first I heard the noise, a faint thumping,
and thought the sound might just be an outgrowth of my
imagination, boredom, and frustration. The thumping grew
louder—almost with the rhythm of footsteps—steady, heavy
footsteps—coming closer. The whole hallway seemed to vibrate
with the steady pounding. My heart sped up a bit and joined
the rhythm, pushing the tempo in my head with a throbbing
rush of blood.
Something in the distance turned down
my hallway. I couldn’t really see the thing at first because
it blotted the exit signs and emergency lights like some
great moving shadow, bobbing up and down, lumbering in
my direction. As it came closer I could see a bit of detail:
massive arms, a huge hunched back, great bowed legs, and
a heavy head jutting out from the front of the thick torso.
The thing—this giant—seemed to duck as it walked, forced
into a hunch from the ceiling in the hall. It was a ten-foot
ceiling.
The giant passed an emergency light
in the hallway, one of those little bright spots in an
otherwise lightless place. When it did, the light washed
across its blank and half-formed face—a face like a lump
of raw clay with indentions for mouth and eyes and a pronounced
ridge jutting out above the dark eye pits. The whole thing
seemed to be a dull grey, but exact color was almost impossible
to determine in the low light. It reminded me of a great
lump of clay, but it didn’t move in that jerky, claymation
sort of way like a monster from vintage late night Sci
Fi; its movements were smooth, flowing, and organic. My
hands shook, and my arms, covered with goose flesh, turned
icy, reacting with some old, primal fear to the impossible
thing plodding toward me.
I pressed deeper into the shadows,
worried that the giant would see me, and I planned to run.
But, just as my fear almost spurred rash action, the thing
stopped and turned to the mural. The small light, now behind
the giant, helped me see its outline. For a moment, it
stood as though studying the painting, tilting its head
slightly, and placing one large hand on the wall. Its head
moved from side to side. Then, a slow rumble seemed to
rise out of this giant’s chest, growing louder and wilder—a
howl somewhere between a roaring lion and the steady vibration
of a jackhammer that was about two decibels short of squeezing
the urine out of my bladder. Meanwhile, the giant drew
one massive hand back and forth across the windmill, slowly
and steadily.
I reeled from the sonic assault of
that howl even after the creature shut its big yap, but
then something strange happened—something oddly human.
The giant remained in front of the mural, but its massive
head hung low, like in disappointment. The body of the
creature seemed to shake, and its great head oscillated
from side to side. Then a new feeling banished my fear—this
sort of hollow ache, like my guts were scraped out or something.
After a few moments, the goose bumps faded completely,
but I was left with that dull twinge in my chest. My legs
wobbled, and I sank to the floor. I guess I took the critique
pretty hard.
Eventually the giant turned, stomping
heavily, but somewhat more slowly, back down the hall,
and faded into the shadows near the office. Taking a deep
breath, I slowly crept from my hiding place, exhausted,
panting lightly, but mostly just confused. I moved to the
mural and saw the same Don Quixote on horseback, but where
the windmill once stood I looked at a fresh coat of grey,
still shiny and wet in the dim light. I couldn’t exactly
report this to the principal.
The giant had vanished. Filled now
with more curiosity than fear, I tried to look for it a
while, poking around in the direction it turned—near the
auditorium and the band room. Maybe the thing had a bed
under the stage. The odd, breathing quiet of the empty
school soon became too much for my tired nerves, and I
exited post haste, feeling like someone who landed on a
completely alien planet and then returned home with the
charge of explaining everything in the fullest detail.
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Leclaire sat at her desk on Tuesday
morning with yours truly occupying a chair directly in
front of her. “Andy, we need to talk.”
“Okay.”
“Mrs. Bond is really, well, a bit
disappointed.” She tilted her head in this “I’m on your
side” pose. “She wanted Don Quixote with a windmill.”
“Yeah, I know.” I braced for the
summer school speech again.
“She’s disappointed, but she thinks
you’ve done a nice job—technically that is.” Leclaire
fidgeted with today’s bracelets. “She’ll accept the mural
as-is.”
“Okay,” I said, and then thought
about saying something more meaningful.
“But I don’t accept it. I’m giving
you—no, you’ve earned a failing grade for this
project.” She smiled this sort of flat, serious smile
like my best interests were served by summer school.
After class, I wandered down the
hall to look at the mural again. Don Quixote still sat
astride his horse, but on the opposite side, where I
once struggled to paint the windmills, stood a giant—a
grey, somewhat shapeless, clay man like the brute I’d
seen that night. Nobody touched the painting last night;
this one would survive.
Mike found me in the busy hallway,
an easy task for him because he towered above most of
the student body. “Hey Andy.” We stood side by side looking
at the painting for a moment. “I like the giant.”
“Thanks.”
“So, is Leclaire pissed?”
“Yeah. Summer school.”
“That sucks.” Mike turned and lumbered
down the hallway.
It did suck, but the funny thing—in
the end I didn’t really care if Leclaire or Bond, or
any other teacher or student, past or present, liked
the final product.
They weren’t my real art critics
anyway, and I learned to live with summer school.
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